i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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