im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So much rum. So many feels.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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