oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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