I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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