That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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