we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
