Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it wasn't lemon gatorade
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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