what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
