Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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