What a fucking waste of an outfit
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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