I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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