His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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