Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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