some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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