i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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