all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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