Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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