I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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