I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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