Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
