There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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