Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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