Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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