I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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