only if we run a train.
done.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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