I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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