Got a toothbrush?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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