I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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