Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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