True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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