I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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