Your dad touched me again.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We need to feng shui this bitch.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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