Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize