he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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