YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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