The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sponge bath it is.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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