Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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