he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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