he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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