After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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