just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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