I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
me + whiskey = a bad person
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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