he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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