If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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