just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Found your dick twin last night
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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