He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am available for nakedness
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