i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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