Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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