I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That accounts for only three of the penises
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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