bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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