She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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