I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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