on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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