we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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