Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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