Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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