I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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