i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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