Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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